Absolutely unhinged snack suggestion

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29 Comments

nesc@lemmy.cafe · 28 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

nesc@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they're fresh.

what@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Canned mandarins actually fucking rule

nesc@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hard disagree, tried them after learning about their existence, one if the least tasty things ever. 🙃

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Might be different from brand to brand or region to region but idk I also burned off all my tastes buds with cheap whisky and cheap cigars decades ago

turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (4 replies)

But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

Asafum@feddit.nl · 31 pts · 1y

Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y

Rollerball mice.

tychosmoose@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Loose yolks. Heh

Aquila@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Make pastries

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that... Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Honestly, I'm more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

nednobbins@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

My goto smoothie:

  • 1 banana
  • 2 scoops of protein powder
  • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
  • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
  • 2 cups of whole milk

Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It's great if you're the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nice. I'm a

  • 1 banana banana
  • 1/4 freeze peach
  • 1 std amount blueberries
  • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
  • 2 big spoon flax powder
  • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
  • 2 spoon pea protein powder
  • peanut butter

person, myself.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

I banana it in half, so it fits in the blender.

cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

this is what my toddler eats

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y

Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 1y

I'm going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I do not want to know what that is

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter