Garden pest

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40 Comments

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 122 pts · 1y (10 replies)

The ONLY safe thing is to nuke it from orbit.

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's the only way to be sure.

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Exterminatus? OK exterminatus

Leg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Going through these movies for the first time ever, and I just heard this quote last night. I finally get to say I understood that reference 😎

DrDeadCrash@programming.dev · 10 pts · 1y

Game over man!

Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

No, that would just make them stronger.

Move human civilization to a different solar system and then explode the sun, it'll all be worth it once those things are gone.

StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Akshually, there's only one Sol-ar system.

Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Actually according to this graph I just found, you're wrong and will never be right once. /s

StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Touche.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fuckin' A.

toofpic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

H would be even better!

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 89 pts · 1y

Have a talk face to face.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Flamethrower.

marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Flamethrowers are organic, right?

mmddmm@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

There exist inorganic fuels, but I don't think any portable flamethrower is capable of using them.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Couldn't you... use basically moonshine?

Like, set up a distillery, get your grain mash and sugar... now you have very high proof alcohol.

Now, you could just strap basically a pilot light to ... a more seriously designed super soaker... and you'd have to add some kind of ... jellying, gelling? agent to the moonshine to get it to act more like a flame thrower than a squirt gun...

This would not be a 100% organicly sourced entire flamethrower, but you could at least make the fuel mostly, if not fully, from organic, non petroleum products.

mmddmm@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Petroleum is organic already. No need to make alcohol.

(Well, to a very high extent. It also has inorganic impurities.)

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Ah, I was using the uh... food industry sense of the term (which is admittedly a fuzzy definition), not the chemistry definition.

Yay for domain dependent meanings!

xwolpertinger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

They actually are.

Just farm things.

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Australia.

dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y

Mate I got like 3 of those little fuckers as pets, they make fuckin great guard dogs.

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Finally an AI use case.

mdd@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

These can be purchased online. Friend has one.

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Sweet.

But careful of David.

M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Sure, but the images are VERY clearly AI generated.

gargolito@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They're allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

werty@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Now that's evil. You need a job at the Australian tourism bureau. I'm sure you're familiar with drop bear protocol.

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 16 pts · 1y

Flamethrower.

TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

You don't.

It's their garden now.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Plasma rifle.

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hot plasma, fresh from the rifle, just like mama used to make

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

serenissi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's it though? Is it the lv426 reference or I'm missing something?

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y

Facehugger from Alien

Goretantath@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

That would be funny if they were in reality just garden pests and didnt kill people, literally just humping a potted plant and eating the tomatos.

Varven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Nah that thing is straight out of Australia burn it

Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Ngl that’s some cool photoshop

Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

sga@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y

leave the home, and hope that they are happy with that, in case that is not enough, you can give up non vital appendages

wabafee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Good ol baygone will do the fix. Do watch out at night might lay eggs.