God hated Shrek for being alive

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youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y

Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S

Seraph@kbin.social · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shrek, you can't just marry... whatever that thing is!

Donkey, I'll marry whatever I want. God can go fuck himself.

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 2y

Donkey gives no fucks about your outdated morality.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

For whoever's curious, the actual text is "So they got hitched as soon as possible. And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them."

icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why does the dress of "whatever that thing is " has a cockroach pattern

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (6 replies)

To be creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky, altogether ooky.

Roundcat@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y (5 replies)

The Adams Family!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (4 replies)

+d

Aagje_D_Vogel@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The Adams familyd.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I meant after the A, smartass! The Adadms family.

Zippythezigzag@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

The Adamsdafterthea Family!

bestonecrazy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

The addams family

Metaright@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

I hope this is what the reboot is about.

andthenthreemore@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

TdIL Shrek was based on a book.

robbotlove@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

the good book

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 4 pts · 2y

God hated Shrek because he didn't watch the movie but join the hate-train.

Gelcube69@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

Glad someone highlighted the relevant parts for me