c/lemmyshitpost · by Bort@sh.itjust.works · 1yoh yeeeeeee 424 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
tipicaldik@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
feral? more like fecal philosopher...
Retreaux@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I came here to say this and am heartened to see that someone beat me to the dad joke. Thanks fellow Lemming!
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
In this context, fecal is funnier. Feral doesn't make much sense
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Big Diogenes Energy
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 22 pts · 1y
Diogenes would have been the ultimate shitposter if the dude had internet access. He'd end up more well-known than Ken M.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
In a rich man's car there is nowhere to spit but his floormat
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
but his ear since you won't be able to get a good trajectory to his face
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Diogenes was the dril of the ancient West
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Behold! A featherless, bipedal shitposter!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
A scholar of memery,
a meme connoisseur,
a memetics farmer.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
"My son is also named Bort."
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
CDDA monster; shouts "Why are you?" and "Where is death?" in between throwing rocks with 100% accuracy at your chest. High chance of carrying beans.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee