CMV JD Vance murdered the pope

JD Vance murdered the pope because the pope didn't say thank you!

I call for a renewal of the crusades against the american infidels!

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11 Comments

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 1y (6 replies)

What if he just asked something so unhinged or stupid the pope couldn't bare bear it anymore.

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Yes, he probably just couldn't cope with all this hypocrisy.

Viri4thus@feddit.org · 18 pts · 1y

We live in a timeline where the chances of that happening are non zero.

HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth · 9 pts · 1y

Maybe the fact that Vance did not burst into flame in is presence was a proof for him that there is no god and that was to much

Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Probably asked the pope why he's not wearing a suit

AJ1@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

the pope couldn’t bare it anymore.

I don't recall ever seeing the pope naked, did he bare it often? First I'm hearing of it

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I write in English because most of you can read only that. We can continue the conversation in Hungarian if you would like that better. I also know basic German, and I learned a bit of Latin, Italian and Russian in school, you can choose from that if you have some problem with my English spelling.

IceFoxX@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y

Well, vance comes from America where several diseases are celebrating their comeback due to the vaccination opponents. The Pope was old and so was the immune system...

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y

Liz Truss met with the Queen and the Queen died; JD Vance met with the Pope and the Pope died. Clearly, meeting with far-right lunatics is bad for the health.

Azzu@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

daw@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y

There are dedicated shitposting communities you know?

EDIT: Rule 7; example: !yurop@lemm.ee