c/greentext · by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works · 3yAnon is nothing more than a tool 720 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 3y
Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one
abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 3y
Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later
mp3@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 3y
👏...👏...👏
GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 3y
Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.
BanMeAgainIWontStop@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
jedi_hamster@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
Hello from 2019
glibg10b@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 3y
So she was fucking a toaster?
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 3y
Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food
MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Hope not
spez@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 3y
what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?
etrotta@kbin.social · 63 pts · 3y
the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)
Thassodar@lemm.ee · 48 pts · 3y
Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.
teacs@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
Reminds me of "gf is prego"
vulnerability@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
sauce?
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 3y
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Fuck, that one killed me
tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
ffs lmao
teacs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Yea, it's pasta sauce
rumckle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 3y
spez@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I missed the joke by a mile.
TimoBRL@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
Fuck you!
betamark@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 3y
Ah, so you're a waffle man.