can you guys stop being weird and skinny and start bulking I need your help shooting aristocrats rule

the hard ass photo is for free btw

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19 Comments

saigot@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 1y (4 replies)

abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

"That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth"

Nalivai@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are those tits on that there Luigi?

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

You just can't handle the sheer bulk of his pecs.

Wilco@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Are those gains from shrooms? Or just pure CEO hatred?

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y

thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y

Join the swoletariat, comrades!

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Look man

Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.

Jthyme@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I gave up protein shakes (besides the occasional fairlife 42g on a desperate day) when I realized I could get a hundred grams of protein per meal using either chicken breast or lean ground beef.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah but you have to cook those

Ever try to cook a protein shake? It doesn't turn out well.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Well I'm decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

RIP your (partner's?) cock

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I haven't had one of those for like a year now

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Congrats?

whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks

Marighost@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Dude I'm trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!

nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

for a moment i thought the image attached was this

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can't shoot for shit.

b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Hulk smash?