i've read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can't get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.
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danc4498@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
I've never heard of an immortal crab before.
Grostleton@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 1y
I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.
juliebean@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
i've read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can't get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Exactly. Don't have to suffer life
oo1@lemmings.world · 19 pts · 1y
God: "let there be light"
Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”
Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Bomb 20: "let there be light"
Bomb 20:
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they're not exactly mindless?
Shou@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
Just mentally all over the place!
TheBat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I think you might be a kung fu master
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y
Proof that Cassius Clay and Bruce Lee were, in fact, jellyfish.
Godofdirt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Jellyfish are known kung fu masters.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
This is stuck in my head now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubJ-XSL9go
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Not William Hung’s version of She Bangs?