c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yMath is amazing! 446 points · 61 comments · view on lemmy.world
61 Comments
superkret@feddit.org · 110 pts · 1y
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
It's like the least convenient form of time travel.
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 83 pts · 1y
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 1y
No
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
NO?
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Look under your foreskin.
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
whaa... how do you???
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
holy shit, elvis?!
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * e^iπ^ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 1y
I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
FatTony@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I want this on my gravestone.
slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 56 pts · 1y
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 1y
what's 9 + 10?
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 32 pts · 1y
Knock knock.
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 1y
21
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 1y
Eww too old.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
📸
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...
peregrin5@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
You pervert
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio's lemmy account
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
There are no children on this app💀
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 7 pts · 1y
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
is baby gronk the new rizz king?
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you're old...
superkret@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
21 - 2?
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It's The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
910
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Hello type conversion, my old friend
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
NaN with you again
AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
21
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Didn't you read? It's your age!
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
69
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Nice
moog@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y
Take your age That's your age
Contemporarium@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Woah.
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
That's communist speak, where's the profit!
locahosr443@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
COVID made this accurate
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 19 pts · 1y
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
sirico@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
Because your real age is white
sirico@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 1y
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y
It means you're using JavaScript.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I got 5318008
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
take your credit card number
add 2
that's your credit card number plus two
post it
nucleative@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
4444 4444 4444 4446
Damn you're right
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Oh neat, it's my ssn!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
cr78bw@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Are you Terrence Howard?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I was thinking Tom Lehrer.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
I was told to never do math not even once
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR