Must secure the castle

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28 Comments

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Dad's, dogs... what's the difference?

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The humping ❤️

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 29 pts · 1y

Actually dogs hump people too sometimes

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Der humpink?

Blackout@fedia.io · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I let the weeds and grasses grow between the concrete slabs. It's like dad repellent.

JohnnyMac@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
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SARGE@startrek.website · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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jballs@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fuck all the cops who used to use my driveway to try and catch people speeding

Wtf that's wild. I couldn't imagine a cop setting up a speed trap in my driveway.

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Lol, I'd call the cops that someone is parked in my driveway and pointing what looks like a gun at passing cars. Let them figure it out. I'm sure I'd be harrassed and targeted afterwards though.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

if you get people using your driveway a lot you should put up a bucket and a sign telling them there's a $2 fee

mad_djinn@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

property owners behave like aggravated rats

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

this is rat slander, rats are wonderful social creatures who would run out and try to get the driver to wrassle with them so they can become friends

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

This is what I do, but they drive away even quicker no matter how fast I run to them.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But the same dads driving.... Just pull into thus driveway to do the u-turn! Sure! They don't mind! Its a driveway!

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And they probably back out quickly and respect the driverway boarder. And they know they are being watched, as is right and proper.

Hell Im not a dad or a homeowner, but we rent first floor and have a small driveway parking spot. You bet Im watching as soon as I hear anyone pull up.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

I sleep in the couch next to the window. When I see anything moving, any light, I'm getting up and looking through the little window on top of the door. Nevermind the full side window, I want to be stealthy.... Lol.

dabster291@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is this AI?

suite403@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I feel for artists. Either their art is being stolen by ai or they're being accused of using it. Or both*

uienia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Definitely

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

looks like a picture I would have seen in my history text book back in the day

Mustakrakish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reminds me when a black friend in Texas explained he can't do that because of a real threat of violence, when it's always just been something I've done without considering. Was an eye opener for me years ago.

Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Honestly, not just a black thing (but more likely probs). My mom told me about a news story where two teenage white girls got shot at and were killed by a dude because they pulled into his driveway and were lost or some shit.

People are just crazy.

MNByChoice@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

People need to move their boarder in. Not threatening until pounding on door.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

My border extends 20 miles off the coast.

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't even find it particularly threatening if they're pounding on the door because I'm liable to ignore them. When they open it and enter the threshold though, that's a problem. That will rouse my 6'6" 330 pound ass into hostility. Thankfully that's only happened twice.

snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Reminds me of when I was doing driving practice with my mum before I got my license, turned off the main road onto what I thought was just a small residential street and quickly realised it was a shared driveway type thing for maybe 4 houses. Anyway this guy is watching the whole time from his garage workshop thing and halfway through me turning to leave he knocks on the window and basically says I can't go in there and I should turn around in the space between the road and the outer edge of the pavement. I didn't think I had enough room to do that safely and he cast doubts on my fitness to drive. I would have already left by then. Anyway I passed like a month later. I wasn't on his part of that drive and had no plans of ever going there again. If he didn't want people occasionally turning onto that spot he shouldn't have chosen a house by the main road. Actual clown, I'm still annoyed.

MisterD@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

I wouldn't mind it if they knew how to roll and turn their wheels at the same time so to not trash the driveway

jsomae@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

and moms

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Docker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

What castle ?

Docker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The leaders around the world think themselves as the zamindars of Earth.