Every night...

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12 Comments

Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

Hexarei@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y

Are you objectifying me??

Most people pay for that privilege

Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

ramifications arrive

How could this have happened?

cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's what phones are for.

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

That's life on an employer's schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else's schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.

projectsquared@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.