Only three words

Source: X1, X2

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67 Comments

mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

load-bearing drywall

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Oh dear.

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Now that's a blast from the past

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

Somehow Palpatine returned

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Removed by moderator"

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

"[ Removed by Reddit ]"

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Baby shoes unused.

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 1y
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Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

:(

Naz@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Not without incident"

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y

Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Good dog, stay.

sfled@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Mayday mayday nevermind.

fubarx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
  • Biopsy is positive.

  • You've had enough.

  • Pizza sauce stain.

Bonus:

  • Live action remake.
Jayve@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So died Democracy.

wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

How is this not top Comment?

modeler@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I trusted you.

rabber@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I vote this one, I literally think of these words to myself often these days

AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
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x00z@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

stand up meeting

frank_exchange_of_views@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.

I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.

x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It's just awful. It's artificial and stupid, like sprints and SCRUM. Most of the times it's just some PM's wet dream so they can feel like they're managing stuff.

All the stuff you need to know you already know. And all the stuff you want to know you can just ask outside of the stupid meeting too.

In theory it's a good concept. But in reality it's just a time wasting event that accomplishes nothing. A good stand up would not be weekly but occasionally when it needs to.

Also this is a contradiction:

Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups?

never hear too much complaining about it

I guess nobody will complain during a stand up.

jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.

You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?

Ruined and made into daily hell.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y

Sorry... I farted.

DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Dead. The end.

molten@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

No lube wank

Bieren@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Trump elected. Again.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

she bit it :(

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Billionaires Ruin Space

atomp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

aka The Expanse

Zetta@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.

Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.

atomp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The Belt being largely corporate-owned is my logic, true that the UN and Mars did little to help the situation but the Belt specifically at least is royally screwed over by private interests and presumably billionaires.

Zetta@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Yes true, I understand and agree with that logic

briever@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Trump wins again.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y

Don't push the--

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out

Kbobabob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Try, try again

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Oops I survived

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Mission Commander Bezos

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Never fly again.

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

The shuttle exploded.

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

not this again

runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Do you work for a launch company? :P

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

UdeRecife@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Time to go.

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Aw, that one's even worse than the one about the run-over cat. At least the cat (or was it dog?) story had a funny ending!

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This isn't normal

untakenusername@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

did it blow up again?

Genius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Spicy food! Crap.

whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Fascist still breathing

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

Wedding after war

CoolMatt@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I have herpes

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

There goes Earth.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hate rules America.

slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

The dog died

lefixxx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y

Player two, guilty!

sfled@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

He was re-elected.

lefixxx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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RBWells@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Maybe next time.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" sounds like a Carcass song/album title.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Try that button.

lefixxx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Once,

The end.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Trump is Dictator

reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y
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nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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baines@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y

trump 3rd term

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · -2 pts · 1y

This my existence.