c/cat · by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 1yDeffo not him... 681 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
dog did it. they was just guarding the evidence.
tauren@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
The narrator: they don't even have a dog.
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
A evil dog jumped through the window and broke the vase. It covered its entrance to make the cat look like the animal responsible
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 39 pts · 1y
I've had cats for most of my life and those are the pupils of a culprit.
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
I was attacked by the Vase. You could have lost me.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It was coming right for me!
adarza@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1y
the floor dealt the fatal blow, with assists from gravity and whoever put that thing in kitty's way.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
The eyes on that cat spell "murder" to me. When my cat looks at me like that, I'm reaching for the cat toys.
Modest_Toxic@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y
It’s the eyes that get me
mobsenpai@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Yeah, must be the wind
imgcat@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
*its
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 1y
Maybe you knocked the vase over. Ever, thought about that human?
wulrus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I want to believe. I would believe.
pizzaamoreprego@feddit.it · 2 pts · 1y
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oh no, that's him officer.