I thought my shirt made it very clear!

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MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 23 pts · 1y

Those cops sure would feel dumb if they could read.

squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)

If only he would have worn his police shirt.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Then the cops would have known to not stand so close to him! Better than trying to send a message in a bottle. Though they probably caught up with him after discovering a man in a suitcase just before he admitted that he likes to eat his friends.

Psythik@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

You lost me in the second half. I don't recognize those songs.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y

In this context I would immediately suspect they are a stalker.

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Context is everything

Someone fighting for social justice: yep

Some dick "sovereign citizen": nup

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I think in this context we should be evaluating the shirt in its situation irregardless of the character wearing it.

If Potus 45 wore an anime decaled jacket with the words Contraceptive on the back then it would slap regardless of that orangutan's influence.

lena@gregtech.eu · 12 pts · 1y (7 replies)

irregardless

What a horrible word

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Bewildering. Unconscionable. Incorrigible perhaps.

don@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Seems like it should mean “without regardlessness” or “having no regardlessness”, which is a bit of a complicated way of saying “with regard”. Synonymous with “unregardless”.

lena@gregtech.eu · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think @finitebanjo@lemmy.world meant it as a "synonym" (it's not) to regardless

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y

You're both incorrect, sorry to say. Try a dictionary out some time.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y

What it should mean is something you should take up with those who write dictionaries.

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 1y

Can't be a sovcit -- there's no gold fringe on that shirt.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y

gadshirt

OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Forgot to say "sudo"

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Wrong shirt to wear on Opposite Day