Well not YET

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Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

steps in quicksand

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

OH GOD 80S TV WAS RIGHT

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Or quicksand for that matter, I was really expecting that to be a much bigger problem. Especially after reading all those Tintin comics.

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I went up to my knee in quicksand last week.

Looked solid, nope.

(In the shaded part, under a bridge, on a supposed dry river bed.)

Exciting and a little scary.

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Yikes

Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.

scutiger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did he walk like an accordion after?

Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He didn't do a lot of walking after tbf

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Would have been a lot funnier if the did

uservoid1@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

So your local OSHA version is doing its intended job.

dxdydz@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Reminds me of this scene from Patriot: https://youtu.be/v4RmvPcaYw0

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I looooove that show! It's the best show nobody's watched. One of the greatest shows I've ever seen

dxdydz@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes! It’s the greatest show I can’t talk anyone into watching. It and The Leftovers.

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I couldn't get into the leftovers, I did try

Vespair@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Somebody really enjoyed the success of the quicksand tweet and was hoping for an encore

Starbelliedboy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Tweet? That was a John Mulaney joke from like 10 years ago.

exasperation@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

New In Town came out in 2009, 16 years ago.

Vespair@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

And was probably said by various people before that too, whatever. The point is this is an obvious derivative.

titter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

To be fair we dont install them using a wooden crane or improvised winch to hoist them over public sidewalks as much these days either

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

I have never had to Stop, Drop, and Roll

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

And when the the time comes you will be ready.

Same reason I play dystopia games.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Charlie Sheen has not been so lucky

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How many people have needed to pick up bricks from deep water in their pajamas?

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This happens to me at least 4 times a week.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

About falling, burning pianos... here's a beautiful 2009 short film set to a 3min piece by Hauschka - Morgenrot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7sB7isi64A