c/memes · by MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 1yMy wife has a lot of patience. 906 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 126 pts · 1y
Might wanna clip your nails
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
yeah.
POV okay but just the tits
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 1y
Wife covers again with sweater
Me:
XM34@feddit.org · 50 pts · 1y
This made me chuckle. It's so goddamn accurate 😂
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Me too.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
What's great is when your wife wiggles them on your approach dive as encouragement, then squeaks as you grab hold
swab148@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
Call it "field mousing"
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 1y
Do you screech while diving on the approach, too?
xkbx@startrek.website · 23 pts · 1y
Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
BOOBA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Engywuck@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
Guilty.
lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 25 pts · 1y
Oh my god Lemmy is on FIRE and /c/memes is going wild. I haven't laughed this much in ages.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 22 pts · 1y
I bounce them up and down singing the titty song.
My wife has the endurance to put up with that every time...
guynamedzero@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Enlighten me, what is the titty song
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
It's nothing official, it's just singing 'tietje' in the rhythm of the bouncing. In Dutch it's the 'tietje liedje' (titty song).
rayyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Which one? Here's some current songs.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
It's her own fault for not staying dressed all the time! ! !1
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1y
You transform into a bird?
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
Yes.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
User name checks out.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
UvU
0ops@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
OvO X X
iamanurd@midwest.social · 11 pts · 1y
Your memes are killing it right now, my guy!
ZMoney@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Your meme led me to the definitive comparative study on raptor talon morphology (2009). It's a pretty interesting read so here you go.
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0007999
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yup