me_irl

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22 Comments

AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (21 replies)

What if your mouth is lonely for uh, other things?

Dojan@pawb.social · 40 pts · 1y (12 replies)

口寂しい means "lonely mouth", smokers often use it when they've kicked the habit.

Megasluts like me use it, too.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Hey how’s it going do you like Gundams and macaroni wassup get back to me 👈👈😉

Dojan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Macaroni!

I feel like this is a reference but I don’t get it. :C

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It’s not I just thought it sounded funny lol

Dojan@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

Macaroni~

I hope you’ve had a nice day. You’ve brightened mine, so thanks for that.

match@pawb.social · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

(he wants to fuck your mouth)

Dojan@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

How do you gather that?

match@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y (5 replies)

how do i say bukkake in Japanese

Dojan@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

ぶっ掛ける means to splash/pour a liquid onto someone or something (like a dish).

Or cummies on someone’s face. Like mine.

igree@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

splash/pour a liquid onto someone

🤨

cummies on someone’s face

😱

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

ぶっ (bu) is just something you add to make certain verbs sound more aggressive, disorderly, or even vulgar. So bukkake just means splash aggressively. We have a dish called Bukkake-don, which means a bowl of rice that's been splashed with a bunch of toppings. It's just a normal word, just like how you can use "facial" in everyday context without sounding like a sex fiend in English.

PillowTalk420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wish I was Bukkake-don. 😌

match@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

you got the - in slightly the wrong spot

acidbattery@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How dare you assume my horniness, I meant drugs! I mean sure I'm randy as fuck too, but one fix at a time.

acidbattery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I brush my teeth twice a day. Isn't that enough!?

AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Depends on how you do it ;-)

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You might be able to autofellate with some practice.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Did... did you just tell me to go fuck myself? Because if so my good sir or madam then CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"Coochie is a bitchy."

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Just a heads up that the s is like the s in sake, not z in is or realise.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Oof, thank you for this mnemonic because I need to remember the word for this description of myself.

Also I hate you.