Backtalk will NOT be tolerated!

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edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Made it a DND meme

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I remember playing a PnP game once that didn't have like alchemist's fire (it wasn't D&D) but there was booze and rags so I made a Molotov to throw at this group of enemies we were fighting who were standing on a thatched roof. The rest of the party was mad up until the DM said it killed all the enemies, and revealed the building they were on was a secret workshop set up by the gang we were trying to find, and it was filled with powerful artifacts and hella money.

"See? Wanton destruction is always helpful."

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Perhaps they were worried that you'd end up with a different problem, I hear that happens very frequently when you throw a molotov cocktail

potoo22@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"I can't pay my student loan!"

"You talk a lot of shit for someone with garnishable wages and being behind on rent!"

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

i'll take "retribution killings" for $100, alex.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

It looks like history does repeat itself.

CyberTailor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Lords used to have flammable houses as well before they started building castles out of stone