New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/new-dad-cant-wait-to-show-newborn-child-hard-drives-full-of-pirated-movies-once-hes-old-enough/

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Soleos@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ahem, it's "hard drive full of preserved* movies" thank you very much!

mosiacmango@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

No, no, it's "AI training data" now. Fully legal, somehow.

CptInsane0@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

Don't attack me like that

Takeshidude@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You‽ I thought it was me!

ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

I used to be a baby, a tiny little baby, now look at me, now look at me.

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

It is very sweet.

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y

Watching the cinematic classics with your child is both a great educational tool and quality time spent together.

Agathon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

🏴‍☠️

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is hard drive full of porn the modern day version of "box of communal porn found randomly in the forest"?

Literally EVERY male I grew up with knew about the box of porn in the forest, even though most of us grew up in different states.

modus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You should start growing one for your kids to enjoy. In a few years it will likely have been germinated. On. By the locals. Especially George. Fucking George sticks his Dick in everything. Especially forest porn.

uberdroog@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Truth

satanmat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

But son; don't touch that folder "Untitled Folder"

Leave that one be....

state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

I am past that. I realized, that a lot of the stuff I remember fondly only worked at the time and age when I first saw it. My kids will have their own stuff.

I also learned to not rewatch stuff I thought was good. Especially not comedies. And very especially not comedies from the 80s or 90s.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Joke's on you Onion, I look way more like an internet piracy stereotype than that

bunnies@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was at a stand-up show and the comedian said I "look like I founded The Pirate Bay".....

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Dress for the job you want

Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This was me. Now when I get old enough I ship him the archive so he can continue the glorious tradition.

shplane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It’s the only inheritance my kid’s gonna get so I hope he likes those movies