c/nyt_gift_articles · by silence7@slrpnk.net · 1y

A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/politics/elon-musk-black-eye.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LE8.rSEf.upTT2uatml2W

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22 Comments

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?

the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Do you speak jive?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.

the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ah, yeah. Forgot this was Lemmy.

DMCMBFNFF@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.

huh?

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y

Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.

I wouldn't put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.

StonerCowboy@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.

njm1314@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

There's no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That's a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.

cabbage@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”

"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"

auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.

auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

list of people who want to punch fElon?

check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.

celeste@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Any of those drugs he's on make you bruise easy?

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Not particularly. Its very likely he got hit in the eye by something, or someone.

moody@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 1y

God I fucking hope that's what happened.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)