What do you call two lesbians stuck in a closet?

A liqour cabinet

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jordanlund@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Liquor? I hardly KNOW her...

moonlight6205@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (10 replies)

I don’t get it

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (7 replies)

A "lick-her" cabinet.

moonlight6205@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Got it. I was using the correct pronunciation in my mind

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The one where it sounds exactly like "lick 'er?"

moonlight6205@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What you posted is the correct way to say liquor but the wrong way to say lick her

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

"lick 'er"

"lick 'er"

Sounds the same to me

philthi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Id say it sounds more like "lick or".

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Only if you mispronounce it.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/liquor

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

I recall vividly hearing someone on TNG (Data? Worf?) pronouncing sensors like /sens-ORs/.

In trying to find a clip of it, found a related clip from Lower Decks.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When a boy loves a girl and the girl loves a girl, the two girls kiss on the lips, but not the lips you're thinking of her nether lips, then the boy gets jealous and grabs liquor from the closet, he then grabs another and another until he grabs the gun he keeps next to it for when life gets a little to dark, then he throws the two women in the closet lights the house on fire and uses the gun, then a stork comes and fucks some bees or something idk.

moonlight6205@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Wtf

Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.