c/greentext · by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 1y

how to punish puppy girl? NSFW

(all "punishments" are actually rewards)

169 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world

20 Comments

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 87 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 1y (3 replies)

so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If it's a decent model it'll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it'll get stuck on a sock or something.

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's the 'something' that makes me nervous >.<

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Any rational person should know that there aren't any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo...

But there's always a chance!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y

That's for catgirls, i don't think puppy girls sit on roombas.

Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hey, it's illegal for a greentext to be this real.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Real and ... straight? No, doesn't work.

resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y

Gay: they're both women

Fake: women on 4chan

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 1y

If the punishment doesn't turn them on, what is even the point of doing the roleplay? 🤨

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Isn't it obvious?

A rolled up newspaper.

What you do with it is up to you. Or up them, I guess.

Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Spray bottle

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y

What in tarnation

Contemporarium@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

Seek help

wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

Rub her noes in it.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y

Reverse puppygirl hypno videos

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Have you heard of "Leopold's apple"?

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

It’s all about that 1-day blinding stew

jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

🥺

Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 4 pts · 1y

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ddplf@szmer.info · 3 pts · 1y

wet towel