From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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27 Comments

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Yeah, I just pulled my neck from reaching directly in front of me to open a cabinet. Can't turn my head in either direction without extreme pain. On day 4 now.

P.S. That font needs to die in a fire.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Warranted. I'll use something less jarring next time.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.

Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.

If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I threw my back out brushing my tongue.

Dropper_Post@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Same: I guess our sigis were getting old is our need for a stronger vision prescription.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

In fairness, I could have picked a more legible font. There's plenty of other snazzy art deco type faces to choose from the next time I want to point out and share some misery.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Nothing says old like comic sans.

Dropper_Post@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
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Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

I did throw out my back jumping up one time

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

ha noob, I did it sleeping

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

I was lying in bed when I sneezed and hurt my back.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Cracked a rib sneezing once, am I in the game?

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.

auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fun fact: holding in a sneeze can cause a brain aneurysm and kill you instantly.

Can also cause ejected bowels, torn windpipes, and other fun things.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2591480/amp/Teenager-SNEEZES-death-Mothers-despair-17-year-old-son-suffers-brain-haemorrhage-following-sneezing-fit.html

Zess@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Sleeping*

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I strained my eyes trying to read the word “sigis”.

scytale@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lower back specifically. Sneezing, not sitting straight on the couch even for just a few minutes, lying prone for an extended period, etc.

entwine413@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Gotta work on your deadlift family 2

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y

I strained a muscle doing a yoga.

pezhore@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sometimes when I sneeze, my arm hurts.

I'm fairly certain it's not a heart attack.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

But you have to think about it every time…

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

probably just not eating enough phosphor, magnesium and sodium

boughtmysoul@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org · 2 pts · 1y

I picked up my towel from the bathroom floor, dammit mom!

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hey......

Fuck you.

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Strained a muscle? Must be nice. I cracked a rib sneezing this winter.

daddycool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Other signs is making weird noises every time you sit down or stand up.