Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.
It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.
You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don't have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few
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jeffw@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate
davel@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
For those unfamiliar: Sperm Donation Goes Hands Free with This Weird Chinese Automatic Sperm Collector
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
lmao, sign me up.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Stops automaticly at 10 liters
Mothra@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.
Goretantath@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.
MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.
docmark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.
Stillwater@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Absolutely.
Chocrates@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.
If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
They should make a mechanical succubus/incubus as a solution to the lowering birth rates.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
wat
You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don't have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few
docmark@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Well the mechanical succubus/incubus solves one of those three problems.
Mrkawfee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Maybe once AGI is released and decides to retire the human race.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Meanwhile in China
https://news.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/31/nurses-provide-manual-stimulation-at-shanghai-sperm-bank/
Drdoom2027@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 1y
No way...but just in case. I got tickets.
eightpix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
So there's this Rick and Morty episode (s05e04)
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 1y
That came out ages after this became a thing.
kaeurenne@lemmy.kadaikupi.space · 1 pts · 1y
My sperm is sacred. Therefore, I am not a sperm factory.