God needs a miracle

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14 Comments

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why is God in the ass crack appreciation guy pose?

ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y

Ah, the good old times.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Excellent pull. You're exactly right.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Getting flashes of Time Bandits.

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Wild that that's the end of the movie lol.

Parents blown up by a chunk of evil and he's an instant orphan.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

he should have said, "it smells like poo! don't touch it!"

danc4498@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Where’s your pillow Timmy?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I like to think that Timmy is a child wise beyond his years, and God knows of his potential. But he is not yet ready to unlock his true potential because he's currently pissing the bed

marcos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

God is not great dealing inside of that 'time' thing...

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

“Clyde! Clyde!

Do it now, Clyde!

Goddammit we lost Clyde!”

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The swarm is named Timmy?

naticus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Commas are important, but also their position, huh? It took me a moment to see what you were getting at because I kept reading it as intended lol.

Onionguy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Plot twist: Timmy is actually god.

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

Timmeh!