Let's math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you'll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
I cast "when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other's browser history as office/class team-building exercise."
There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross
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Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 1y
What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
cm0002@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just today's lucky 10,000 for this topic ig
Neondragon25@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
That readers also enjoy section under it...hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.
cm0002@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
besmtt@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
ckmnstr@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Let's math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you'll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I cast "when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other's browser history as office/class team-building exercise."
EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Probably?
sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y
Probably? PROBABLY? Where's your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
At the bottom of a case of Gatorade and zinc supplements. Give him a bit...
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
You're quite right, professor. I'll start the grant application right away!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
Or blood.
knightmare1147@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Black pudding is great
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y
That's why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.
floo@retrolemmy.com · 6 pts · 1y
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Cumpera?
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.
it's a egg white replacement.
it would just curdle in hot drinks
Omnipitaph@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Blood too :D
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Just leaving Semenology here
terminhell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They said Mind not...
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it's considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y
My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.