Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. NSFW

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Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

cm0002@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

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Just today's lucky 10,000 for this topic ig

Neondragon25@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That readers also enjoy section under it...hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.

cm0002@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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besmtt@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

ckmnstr@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Let's math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you'll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

I cast "when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other's browser history as office/class team-building exercise."

EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Probably?

sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Probably? PROBABLY? Where's your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

At the bottom of a case of Gatorade and zinc supplements. Give him a bit...

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

You're quite right, professor. I'll start the grant application right away!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Or blood.

knightmare1147@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Black pudding is great

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y

That's why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.

floo@retrolemmy.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Cumpera?

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.

it's a egg white replacement.

it would just curdle in hot drinks

Omnipitaph@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y

Blood too :D

YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Just leaving Semenology here

terminhell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

They said Mind not...

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it's considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y

My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.