wizards are nerds. warlocks have a phone in their sleeve. sorcerers are on the spectrum

Original post from 2024-05-02.

bsky: @centuriichan.bsky.social

74 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world

5 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I like the old description of spells because they're all basically flim flams. Fireball, for example, is just lighting some bat guano on fire and hurling it.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Absolutely. It's tragic that it was universally agreed that it's silly to track casting components on wizards. I mean, it makes perfect sense and I agree. But it's incredible and evocative to imagine your wizard using fur and a glass rod to generate static electricity to cast lightning bolt.

underline960@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Intelligence and charisma are my dump stats, so... "Random bullshit go!" it is.

JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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ProfessorChodiMacCunt@sh.itjust.works · -6 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

what?

underline960@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Nope. It's original art; link in the description.