You really didn't think that through at all. How is would that ever be untrue? I don't understand how someone could say something while at the same time not understand it at all.
Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting?
(I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)
33 Comments
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y
It could be worse...
The teeth could be on the outside.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
This is probably the only time that sentence has been true
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 1y
Feel like the teeth being in the outside is generally worse than being in the inside. At least, I prefer my teeth where they are...
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Elephants, narwhals, and boars disagree!
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
Are they outside or are we actually all inside???
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Their tusks are on the outside. You can tell because of the way they are.
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y
The tusks know where they are because they know where they are not
Tja@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
So they are technically missiles. Nature is wonderful.
M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You really didn't think that through at all. How is would that ever be untrue? I don't understand how someone could say something while at the same time not understand it at all.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
You must be trolling. I'm not going to engage with you any more than that
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I was going to mention this, it's only a nightmare for the gyno that have to put his hands on a theethed vagina
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 1y
Specula Dentata
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 15 pts · 1y
What a wonderful phrase~
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 1y
Ok, what the hell am I looking at?
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 93 pts · 1y
The tongs are for spreading the vagina so the gynecologist can see better. It usually comes without teeth
chrischryse@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
Correct, the teeth grow once it reaches adulthood
Sunschein@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
"usually"
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
ty
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Or anus!
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y
A speculum with teeth for some reason
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Educational prop from a British dentistry school
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Fuck you and fuck this
0ops@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
I would rather not fuck this
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
I accept your scorn.
Cobrachicken@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Aaaaand a new kink trend dropped. Thank you so much for this.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Omigod
Kaput@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Mine has a heat lamp, like they use at your local fastfood place, except with a couple of metal nightmare devices under it.
klemptor@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
A lot of them are plastic now which means they're pretty much room temp
fuzzzerd@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
Technically so are the metal ones, it's just the plastic doesn't conduct energy/heat as well as metal.
TRock@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 1y
Stuff of nightmares
billwashere@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
MST3k …or vagina dentata?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
oh it's my mouth