c/lemmyshitpost · by SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1yA story old as time 177 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y
No we not doing that shit on lemmy.
cm0002@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my mom after I broke both my arms!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y
Good to see @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world is here to offer sage advice.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 1y
We got Nicole for this.
sundray@lemmus.org · 46 pts · 1y
Run for it Lemmy!
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
Cosmo and Wanda playing wingman
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
"I wish both my arms were broken"
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I don’t get it
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1y
You should keep it that way
BaseModelHuman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Both arms?
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
::: spoiler Lame spoiler but better than visiting the Other Site Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc. :::
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Thank you for the context.
Also eww.
Kalothar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
I’ll be honest I laughed out loud, didn’t expect that
three@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Thanks Doc
Toes@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y
He broke his joycons