A story old as time

177 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y (6 replies)

No we not doing that shit on lemmy.

cm0002@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y

Don't tell me what to do! You're not my mom after I broke both my arms!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?

blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y

Good to see @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world is here to offer sage advice.

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 1y

We got Nicole for this.

sundray@lemmus.org · 46 pts · 1y

Run for it Lemmy!

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Cosmo and Wanda playing wingman

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

"I wish both my arms were broken"

fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I don’t get it

JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You should keep it that way

BaseModelHuman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Both arms?

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

::: spoiler Lame spoiler but better than visiting the Other Site Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc. :::

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Thank you for the context.

Also eww.

Kalothar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

I’ll be honest I laughed out loud, didn’t expect that

three@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Thanks Doc

Toes@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y

He broke his joycons