If that cat could read it wouldn't give one fat fuck.
This guy cats. Not giving a single fuck is one of their most defining features. And one I admire greatly.
If it could read, it would say the same about owner.
Me: "You're a fatty fat fat mean fat cat."
Cat: "No shit, Captain Obvious. Now why haven't you brought me my noms yet?"
"aren't you upset?"
"I'm always upset. where's my fucking food you sphinxian monkey"
The cat is owning it, as a warning
cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can't
Cants can't lie? Bullshit. What are they, aliens from a China Melville novel?
Seriously though, is that a thing?
It wouldn't matter because the fatty fat cat who's mean is already upset
That's very mean
I truly feel bad for the cat
I don’t understand; why wouldn’t the cat just agree and not give a fuck?
12 Comments
prex@aussie.zone · 42 pts · 1y
If that cat could read it wouldn't give one fat fuck.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
This guy cats. Not giving a single fuck is one of their most defining features. And one I admire greatly.
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
If it could read, it would say the same about owner.
IceFoxX@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Me: "You're a fatty fat fat mean fat cat."
Cat: "No shit, Captain Obvious. Now why haven't you brought me my noms yet?"
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
"aren't you upset?"
"I'm always upset. where's my fucking food you sphinxian monkey"
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
The cat is owning it, as a warning
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can't
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Cants can't lie? Bullshit. What are they, aliens from a China Melville novel?
Seriously though, is that a thing?
xilophor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It wouldn't matter because the fatty fat cat who's mean is already upset
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
That's very mean
I truly feel bad for the cat
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I don’t understand; why wouldn’t the cat just agree and not give a fuck?