Precision-made classical instrument $6225.95 obo

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18 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's an expensive obo.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y

My thought as well.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hi, is the fire hydrant included?

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

hydrate at your own risk

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is this still available?

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

it varies.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'll give you twenty bucks, 25 if you deliver it

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

no low-ball offers, i know what i got

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

(sigh) fine... $25 AND a Subway sandwich of your choosing

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

no meat-ball sub offers, i know what i got

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fine, sweet onion teriyaki it is then! I'll even throw in a soda and some baked Lays! I'll need you to deliver it by tomorrow morning

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y

sweet maui onion chips and onion soda and we're cooking. you haul the precision instrument, bring hydraulics or 17 burly bros

j4k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ole man is confident in bed skillz

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

spring resonator and foam damper included, you haul it

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey, if I only have 50 bucks and a bucket of condoms, will you take it?

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

sweeten the deal and i'll consider it

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's wrong with it?

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

few scuffs and scratches from light use, well-maintained and still plays like new