If this platform was more popular, some CocaCola manager somewhere, would be writing up a business plan for a “No name” brand with completely blank packaging.
This is likely a test can of a new beer they're working on. I used to get these every now and then as a bartender. Vendors would come in with labelless beers to try out and get my opinion.
I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I'd say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.
Lol. I searched the comments until I found the Skippy reference. None of these filthy monkeys have any idea of the awesomeness they are missing out on.
52 Comments
kubica@fedia.io · 56 pts · 1y
The anti-corporate side in me finds this pleasing.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y
It should have some identifier and ingredient list / best before date though. Just to keep the useful info
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 22 pts · 1y
Contents: beverage
Best by: soon
Contains: stuff
InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Tastes: Good
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
If this platform was more popular, some CocaCola manager somewhere, would be writing up a business plan for a “No name” brand with completely blank packaging.
InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You've heard of minimalism, now get ready for nonenism
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler As if companies would ever stop putting ads and logos on their products :::
SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 1y
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This is likely a test can of a new beer they're working on. I used to get these every now and then as a bartender. Vendors would come in with labelless beers to try out and get my opinion.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
Happy cake day. Wash it down with a nice cold can of
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Oh, it is! Thanks!
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
We can always find another counselor...
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Yes, but not one made of cellular peptide. The mint frosting is easily found, though.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Between the double walls of a proper coke can't are a selection of terrible poisons. Some airborn, some that will leak into the coke.
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Then make apple sell it -> iCan't
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sell it in pairs, call it iCan't Even
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Verification
InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Not dystopian enough for that.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
I love ____.
I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I'd say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Don't worry about _____, let me worry about ______
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
____? ____?!
You're not seeing the big picture!
zippo@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
The context for this gif is absolutely hilarious. I quote this all the time and no one ever gets it :(
zippo@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
if you quote it and they don't get it, just go "you suck! you all suck!" and run off at that wicked 45° angle lol
one of my favorite scenes from the show
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJjIUPRWjg
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Absolutely nothing!
Stupid! You're so stupid!
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
That is in fact a can of
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Ooh, that's my favorite flavor of
Mothra@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Aluminum of course. Come on guys, what else are cans made of?
Phineaz@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
Steel, actually! Aside from aluminum cans, which are, in fact, made from aluminum. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_and_tin_cans
wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1y
Skippy?
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I said the same thing!!!! Ok at least I’m not alone.
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lol. I searched the comments until I found the Skippy reference. None of these filthy monkeys have any idea of the awesomeness they are missing out on.
pseudo@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 1y
@Snoopy@jlai.lu ! Would you believe it?!
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world is born on the same day as jlai.lu!
Snoopy@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 1y
Is that so ? Very cool ! Happy birthday to @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world :)
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Happy cake day to your instance!
Snoopy@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 1y
Thank :D
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Bisphenol A
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
billwashere@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Skippy?
lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
I love this series. Although since I started working from home I haven't listened. I must pick this up again. Thanks for the reminder! 🙂
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Romulan ale?
hOrni@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
…ass
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Whoop or regular?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
I feel like Werner Herzog would have some kind of depressing commentary about this
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Your content made me think of this brilliant impersonation of him
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Oh? Where do you guys get these? I get mine from
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Untextured model
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
You say that until you're hit by a hot can of iron
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
aluminum can drink
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Reminds me of CN Railroad, canned water, so regular, with extra sweat.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y