While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.
He's a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times
He's an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn't dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He's just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.
Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don't think he's in danger of losing in the near furture.
"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"
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GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de · 108 pts · 3y
While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 3y
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
Aye sea what you did there...
atticus88th@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 3y
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
You don't have to be gay to be dominant
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 3y
Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
rustyfish@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3y
Cops?
Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 18 pts · 3y
The venn diagram is a circle
MrBusinessII@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 3y
That could apply to both these douchers
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y
I was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 3y
To me it seemed like an obvious joke
doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
wieson@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.
sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 3y
Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.
Infynis@midwest.social · 20 pts · 3y
He's a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
that's an entirely different person bro.
Infynis@midwest.social · 5 pts · 3y
Oh, you're right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They're basically the same person though
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y
Except in all the ways you described them.
Infynis@midwest.social · 3 pts · 3y
The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can't say. Perhaps he's just sneakier than Cawthorn
chase_what_matters@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass
Hobo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 3y
He's an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn't dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He's just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.
Infynis@midwest.social · 9 pts · 3y
He's also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000
Kalkaline@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3y
Infynis@midwest.social · 1 pts · 3y
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
...no, he didn't.
Hobo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don't think he's in danger of losing in the near furture.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_United_States_House_of_Representatives_elections_in_Texas#District_2
purahna@lemmygrad.ml · 36 pts · 3y
"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Dude's got corrosive nuts
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Baby I'm about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
Like the old Navy saying goes, "Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds."
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
All that monster gotta end up somewhere.
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.
What's in your
walletgeedunk?MrShankles@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 3y
Dude. Gross.
Funny as hell... but eww
But also lol. You ain't right, but you're alright
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Thanks shippy!
sebinspace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
IRL anime protagonist
Iheardyoubutsowhat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
arkannon@iusearchlinux.fyi · 19 pts · 3y
You know what? Send him, see what happens
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
RubiksIsocahedron@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 3y
BlackNo1@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.
ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y
The brave, brave mujahideen
scottywh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Fuck Dan Crenshaw
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 3y
You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y
Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y
Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
Ah. Potato potato
quicksand@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Tomato tomato
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
No u
StealthToad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I’m quite curious what this story is
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 6 pts · 3y
They're not like the other girls
Draegur@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
skill issue
outer_spec@lemmy.studio · 4 pts · 3y
is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
Built different, blow up different
silvercove@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 3y
Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!
_Sprite@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · -2 pts · 3y
Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different