This isn’t it.

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FederatedSaint@lemmy.world · 201 pts · 2y (4 replies)

To explain, for those like me who don't know:

soup du jour just means "soup of the day;" or "today's soup;" it's just whatever soup is sold that day.

Kalkaline@programming.dev · 50 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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MrFappy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Came to post exactly this. Damn you! Lol

blargh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 2y

Thank you, I don't know French and was scratching my head as to why this is confidently incorrect.

TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee · -7 pts · 2y

Honestly, it still works even if it was a specific soup, this just makes it much better.

SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 150 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.

macarthur_park@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.

SnoopyGirl09@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

I don't know what kind of ruse you're trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn't make me laugh out loud.

SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

I like your style!

bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's what happens when you go to a stake house for a steak: you get shafted.

ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That joke was well done

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Rare to see on this medium.

ettyblatant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Extra insulting when you have to get the manger over. Even babies know the difference between a strip steak and a ribeye

bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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snooggums@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just walk into a Chuck E Cheese and you should have a few things that apply.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Are they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?

Saint_of_Illusion@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What is the soup du jour?

It's the soup of the day.

Mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Kick his ass Seabass!

Finest_Johnson@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

'Scuse me, Flo?

TigrisMorte@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I just need to know which Day they've boiled to make the soup as not all Days are good ones.

Aceticon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Soup of Saturday tastes like Freedom!

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 1y

You'd expect Friday to taste like that, instead!

Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Thursday’s soup tastes electric

BassDroid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And then the soup clapped

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y

It was still clapping when I started to eat it.

jennwiththesea@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Wow, this is an oooooooold joke! My dad used to tell it the 90s.

HamSwagwich@showeq.com · 6 pts · 2y

Things that didn't happen for $200, Alex.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This sounds like a great dad joke

Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Trick of the day

Phegan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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Draegur@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

it was just not her day.