Experts will tell you they drink Paul Masson Pinot Chardonnay because of its full varietal aroma, brilliant color and long pleasant finish. What they mean is...it tastes good. Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.
A human? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
22 Comments
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 1y
Gives succulent Chinese meal vibes
Godric@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
This Gentlemen, is Democracy manifest!
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
DONT TOUCH MY PENIS
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
This is the bloke that grabbed me on the penis
Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Ah,I see you know your Judo, sir!
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y
Godric@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
I hope this takes off like a moth.
POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 1y
I miss lämp
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Aaaaahhhhhhhhh, the shrimpfriedricewasalwaysknown for its excellence
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
We fry no rice before it’s time.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
Experts will tell you they drink Paul Masson Pinot Chardonnay because of its full varietal aroma, brilliant color and long pleasant finish. What they mean is...it tastes good. Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y
MWAAAAH the French!
thesystemisdown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Reminds me of Matt Berry as Lazlo in What we do in the Shadows.
wjrii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?!
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
It is worth hearing him say this, if you haven't.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Welcome, Megatron.
BuckRowdy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
hear me out
notabot@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y
Quite right. It's human fried rice with shrimp.
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
A human? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
notabot@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
All right, fine. It's wok fried rice... No, wait, I see where this is going.
shiftymccool@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Nope, you're just eating that muddy roach...