Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot.
16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets.
Tactical Glock - Lämp
Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ???
A Rose - wholesome
Santiago - Oh Ok
The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose
The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now.
300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth
16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets.
Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy.
Your heart - again, no idea.
23 Comments
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 2y
Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.
Ducks@ducks.dev · 12 pts · 2y
If you're not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don't trust you.
ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!
Int@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
What about ducks
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Can't go wrong with pocket pasta.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I've found, I use both way more than a multitool
HardlightCereal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it's the best one
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y
As long as I have Santiago, all is well.
Moc@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y
There's two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don't.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Appreciation does not require knowledge.
Raisin8659@monyet.cc · 8 pts · 2y
I wanna see the pants.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn't really need labels.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Yeh but if you can't remember which one is which it's as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It's a decoy key.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Maybe it opens both.
andallofmypeaches@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets
Ubermeisters@discuss.online · 9 pts · 2y
Cement store
CIWS-30@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.
regular_human@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store
Spudwart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.
Lammy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
That's a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.
But at least I can then repair all the potholes.
DicksMcgee43@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Fun fact, its illegal to do that