The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅
Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."
"You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.
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kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
eat the ground
egonallanon@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y
Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!
morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 3 pts · 1y
Don't touch my penis!
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”
cattywampas@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it's probably more for wasting food than eating too much.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
John Pinette:
“You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”
https://youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
I’m spending too much time here
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46847228
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Same lol, I also remembered this post and searched their profile for it
realitista@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
do not go gentle into that good night
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
The sign said all you can eat!
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?
That's their whole promise!
lobut@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Take it easy Lionel Hutz.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."
"You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.
I rest my case.
AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I'm not going to argue this, but no.
svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/CqT-AvswCZo
Nounka@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical