c/memes · by late_night@sopuli.xyz · 1yThat's exactly it 445 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world
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barbedbeard@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 1y
They will say "You misunderstood me. I really meant what I said but you misunderstood if that means I'm a bad person"
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
"I am simply saying that because I care about you."
"You cannot take it literally, you know what I mean"
"Stop pretending to be hurt and think it through"
"Stop looking for excuses and instead admit I'm right"
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
That last one isn't one they would say verbatim, but it IS the spirit of all the other ones you listed that they would say.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You don't conjure cockroaches into existence by shining the light on them.