I love clubbing!

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (2 replies)

There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Bambibitch Cumberditch

Atropos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yes, you are correct.

But it is worth it

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 313d

no pedos in memes

Leeks@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!

  • Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Obligatory Mitch. Thanks.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y

He used to have the best bits. He still does, but he used to, too.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Worf! Worf, worf!

Echo5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don’t quite understand this picture but I am definitely amused by it

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 5 pts · 1y

Guess clubbing is also the name of the less know Canadian tradition of killing baby seals

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

bulwark@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

battered & deep fried

LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

With jam on the side

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y

Then a visit with your doctor, to discuss cholesterol levels and hardened arteries.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Clubbing... Ah. So not baby seals. Ok. Good.

Whitebrow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Never had a sandwich with baby seals, tho I’m willing to try most of anything once

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I love clubbing

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I mean who doesn't!! ⚾🦇🦭🦭🦭

Machinist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ!

I miss that T-shirt, I think my mother and ex-wife conspired and burned it.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don't have the fixings at all!

Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Did someone use AI to generate you?

Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

Nah just the classic booze and no contraception combo

late_night@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I feel like it would have been funnier with just "I love clubbing"

SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 313d

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Less is.

Flickerby@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

My favourite combo: Lightly toasted poppy seed bread Lettuce Bacon Chicken mayo Bread again Cheese Cucumber Tomato Black pepper mayo Final Bread

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Who folds turkey like that?

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Why a psychopath of course

Wanderer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

What a shit sandwich

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

How does one eat such monstrosity, and what are its ingredients?

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yes

bobo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Remember when alfalfa sprouts were on all the things? I miss alfalfa sprouts...

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.

trslim@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

"so go back to the kluuuuub,"

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 1y

All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ