Here's why I don't own a bar. Every time I got up to bathe I'd feel compelled to announce with bravado, "The line must be drawn here. This smelly, no stinkier!"

And then I'd march to the shower with conviction... and a tommy gun.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"shaddup and take my money!" -Blazin Bev.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

After she used the Earl Grey scented soap, Picard goes down on her for so long there's been a shift rotation on the bridge crew.

Tx8664@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y

I've used this before. It is nice. 2oz bars are pathetic though. Wish they made it in a bigger size.

marlowe221@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

“The bath must be drawn here”

Ok, that one got me!

MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y

I'll take 5

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Mine is wearing out at the corners, but still proudly on display