c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1yJeans 502 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
need to get it for when my daughter's are teens and I need to embarrass them. otherwise what's the point of being a dad
CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Pretty good chance these will cross the line between epic embarrassment and getting arrested for public indency if you slip your dad bod into these to Pick the girls up from school.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
not all of us enjoy ball torture, but be proud bro.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
that's only a problem if you got big balls
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
they make men's thongs, plenty of room for the boys
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 31 pts · 1y
Chaffed taint after 200 steps.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y
Think it's bathing suit material by the stitching but I could be wrong.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Bathing jeans... B... Beans?
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y
Jeankini?
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
No that was a song by David Jowie.
huppakee@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
No it's just the jeakini-bottom
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 8 pts · 1y
Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 5 pts · 1y
Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
And here I thought Jardiance was bad.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
No pockets, as usual, sigh.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Brother, there's barely any fabric for the puss 💀
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
it can't be all downsides, amirite?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I mean... You have rather easy access to your flesh pocket.
houndeyes@toast.ooo · 22 pts · 1y
hOrni@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Lamme get my jondom.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
https://explosm.net/comics/nice-jorts
Darohan@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
My Jong? Isn't that the game Chinese grandmas play? (/j)
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y
Let me see that Jong...jajong jong jong
hopesdead@startrek.website · 11 pts · 1y
I’m gonna just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I'll leave you this
https://youtu.be/qox-4NrO79I
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
That song is lit af
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I’m so much more into the visible hand puppetry. I find that fascinating.
The song is good, but the video style choices are very interesting :)
hOrni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Does it come with a matching jra?
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah, jeans are classy.
ptolemai@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Mah jongg will never be the same.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Who said it's a she?
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 6 pts · 1y
I don't think it's possible to tuck enough for them to be otherwise
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
dont forget roll and tape
solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
klemptor@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y
Ah it's jeans season again
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Even better, they're used!