garbage garbage garbage

Never mind the bird; everything else about this is fucking ridiculous! I'm talking about both the concept of sending the waste to be composted that far to begin with, and doing do in a truck instead of a train. It's stupidity^2^.

She's made it to the promise land

I'm guessing that's the equivalent of a human going on a cruise and spending the entire thing in the buffet table.

I support this. Seagulls belong in the trash anyway and the human versions should be in isolated vessels out in the ocean as well.

That's a long distance for an orange peel to go

Work smart, not hard.

Pretty sure this program will be shitcanned by the Big Beautiful Bill (to make everywhere Mississippi).

“The in-transit snacks leave something to be desired” -LadyGull

That bird found some particularly good filth to feast on, and when it was loaded onto a truck said "I'm going with."