Full bloom

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Take some cyclamen, it will clear it right up.

Who confuses chlamydia and clematis? They don't even sound similar.

I purposely call it chlamydia a lot because it makes my inner child giggle

Probably so awful at spelling one and got the other. Also Probably has chlamydia cause ain't no body talking about chlamydia unless you got it

Chylamydia is in their dictionary, Clematis is not. Autocarrot

Southern drawl versus text-to-speech. Bedazzle of the scent tree.

First I wanted to say they probably wanted to write Camellia. Nope, it's not even a similar flower.

At least her gonorrhoea is not in retrograde

So nice. My giardiasis just finished blooming, the whole yard smelled of it.