c/programmerhumor · by devilish666@lemmy.world · 1yAbsolutely Legend 309 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
I often use only the curser to code. I prefer to drag and drop letters from a virtual keyboard into my IDE.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
I used to work with a guy who would, genuinely, use the mouse to copy and paste individual characters.
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
I worked with a diplomated software engineer and that idiot couldn't even set up his own computer.
This whole branche is cursed...
barubary@infosec.exchange · 8 pts · 1y
s/diplomated/graduate/s/branche/industry (sector)/naeap@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah... Thanks
English isn't my first language and it's Friday, I'm everything but sober
barubary@infosec.exchange · 2 pts · 1y
Prost! 🍻
MangoCats@feddit.it · 13 pts · 1y
I do most of my cursing during preliminary test...
sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 1y
Original tweet
pogodem0n@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Why is the 🫣 emoji censored?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
It reminds people that negative things exist and that isn't good for business.
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 1y
Psychopatl is a word from nahuatl?
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
only in the uto-aztecan dialects. lol
flux@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
The poor sap was probably trying to get the wifi working :/.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
You mean like we all did if you’re like me and started writing code in late 80s to mid 2000s?
Fucking amateurs…
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah, but to fair, we had comprehensive manuals.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I remember these.…
And …
And…
perry@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 1y
And now, this:
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
For the Atari ST, although I actually preferred Hisoft Basic.
MangoCats@feddit.it · 3 pts · 1y
You must not have coded for DOS.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
At home, Atari ST and at work IBM System/38 where the manuals had their own office.
MangoCats@feddit.it · 2 pts · 1y
I had an Atari 800, and the manual for it was pretty complete.
At office in 1991 I started programming for IBM PCs in DOS, that was a big step into the void.
MangoCats@feddit.it · 2 pts · 1y
In the late 80s there were no man pages, we had a 50 page paper manual - and it was mostly useless.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
Two scenarios:
A) nixCraft could tell it's vim from a mere look – in which case they're a "psychopath" themselves.
B) this is completely made up.
barubary@infosec.exchange · 16 pts · 1y
C) It's an obvious joke.
bskm@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 1y
This is the way
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Poes law is hard at work here
perry@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
Which app is this? Never seen the chat icon at the bottom in fediverse clients.didn't know nixcraft was on twitterBeryl@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
I saw this on Mastodon if that helps
jackeroni@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 1y