You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?
I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
Enquiring minds need to know!!!
when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 1y
You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Does he know Old Gregg?
Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
He knows him, and he's seen him, and he loves him.
The real question is whether he's drunk Bailey's from a shoe.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
"And you do you want your beard?"
"Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I'm a busy man."
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz · 34 pts · 1y
He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Many people can't grow a mustache, this guy grew two
dumbass@quokk.au · 16 pts · 1y
Like legit, how does he eat a burger?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
He doesn't. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?
dumbass@quokk.au · 4 pts · 1y
Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
I feel like unless it's a krill burger, he wouldn't even be interested.
dumbass@quokk.au · 1 pts · 1y
We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?
dumbass@quokk.au · 1 pts · 1y
For science!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
Enquiring minds need to know!!!
dumbass@quokk.au · 9 pts · 1y
It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.
lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I can imagine an posh British etiquette expert selling this with a straight face.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Twice, I'd imagine.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 1y
Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 16 pts · 1y
But why would this man do this?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
Sweet sweet krill
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
known_unknown@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:
wjrii@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
In case you wanted to know, he’s a former executive for the NFL’s Tennessee Titans.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 17 pts · 1y
Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'm quite jealous of his head hair too.
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Dr. Zoidberg!