At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure

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lectricleopard@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y

That's gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 44 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Wouldn't be the first time

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Your left, my right.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 41 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.

monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Go on…

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Most accurate description so far

sramder@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Free Handjobs" But that's how the sirens getcha.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It's a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.

asqapro@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Apparently a real Australian safety sign: https://www.royallifesaving.com.au/stay-safe-active/communities/multicultural-communities/how-to-stay-safe (scroll down to the "Out and about" section)

TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Saved you a click, it's sudden drop off

AccountMaker@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y

It certainly is out and about

ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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davidagain@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

"Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface"

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim."

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

That's clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk on the left, I think the sign is telling you this is their territory.

FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y

Watch out for hard dudes in boots

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

So now I'm thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person