c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1yAt first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure 254 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
lectricleopard@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
That's gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 44 pts · 1y
Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Wouldn't be the first time
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Your left, my right.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 41 pts · 1y
Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Go on…
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Most accurate description so far
sramder@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
"Free Handjobs" But that's how the sirens getcha.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.
asqapro@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 1y
Apparently a real Australian safety sign: https://www.royallifesaving.com.au/stay-safe-active/communities/multicultural-communities/how-to-stay-safe (scroll down to the "Out and about" section)
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Saved you a click, it's sudden drop off
AccountMaker@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
It certainly is out and about
ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
davidagain@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
"Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface"
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
"Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim."
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
That's clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk on the left, I think the sign is telling you this is their territory.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
Watch out for hard dudes in boots
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
So now I'm thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person