Don't send the bees to Australia or the Australians to France? Although both are equally terrifying. Australia isn't in the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation anyway
« According to the mayor, the incident may have been related to Asian hornets threatening a beehive that had been installed on the roof terrace of a downtown hotel more than a decade ago. He said that this had likely caused the bees to become aggressive. »
Seems as plausible as some dumb kids throwing rocks at a hive or a smelly wind, I guess 🤷♀️
20 Comments
GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 1y
France hasn't seen this much Monarchist violence since the 18th century
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 1y
Hahahaha, damn, that's brutal.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
France was also a monarchy 1814-48, 1852-70
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y
What’s this?! A lovely French town woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of BEES aught to put a stop to that!
TheTurner@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
johncritzman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Thanks Dr. Bees!
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 1y
Would this trigger NATO's article 5?
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Is Australia in NATO, because if so, don't send them here
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
Don't send the bees to Australia or the Australians to France? Although both are equally terrifying. Australia isn't in the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation anyway
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Don't send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
We all deserve it. I'm cheering for nature, honestly.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
Does this have anything to do with the air traffic controllers strike?
Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
kautau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I’ll be honest I was not expecting World War Bee before World War Three
dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Buzzkrieg
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
« According to the mayor, the incident may have been related to Asian hornets threatening a beehive that had been installed on the roof terrace of a downtown hotel more than a decade ago. He said that this had likely caused the bees to become aggressive. »
Seems as plausible as some dumb kids throwing rocks at a hive or a smelly wind, I guess 🤷♀️
winkly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
notthefrenchonionsoup
Nougat@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
https://beesbeesbeesbees.com/
who@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075620/
khannie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Looks like a solid B movie.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
They know what they've done.
huppakee@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Fucking Schengen