Some things just… grow with rage

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23 Comments

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Goodeye8@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It looks like a giant...

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

....green cucumber, please.

I'm sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his...

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive...

Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

... wait that's not a woodpeckers, it looks like someone's...

wondrous_strange@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

A puffer fish right?

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are we talking about the iris again?

capcool@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Yep, pupil.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 1y

Hulk is a dick. 😔

sorter_plainview@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 1y

Angry.. Expand.. It has to be ego, right?

loomy@lemy.lol · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I mean he is pretty dumb so...

loomy@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 1y
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baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 1y

That's his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.

Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

The Hulk is such a debt.

Ing0R@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Your momma increases 4x in wheight each day!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Hopefully your overuse of "h" doesn't.

levzzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Are we talking per axis or combined

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

PINGAS

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Balloon?

TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Comparatively, that's even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, seriously, what is it?

If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?

capcool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Hollywood couples after a fight.