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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Oh, yes! Animals, totally

Would've worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.

How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

Both?

Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.

I want to see a graph.

As a pokemon hater, teehee.

a lot*

Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it's not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.