Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

https://theonion.com/ted-cruz-assures-texans-he-working-tirelessly-to-get-vacation-refunded/

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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Rafael Cruz...

Unless he wants to explain to his voters why he refuses to use his "Christian name" and go by a moniker instead.

SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What does it say on his birth certificate?

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We'd have to go to Canada to find out.

adipoeserPursch@troet.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Long form...

Wait, we're supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we're asking for