Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
https://theonion.com/ted-cruz-assures-texans-he-working-tirelessly-to-get-vacation-refunded/
https://theonion.com/ted-cruz-assures-texans-he-working-tirelessly-to-get-vacation-refunded/
4 Comments
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Rafael Cruz...
Unless he wants to explain to his voters why he refuses to use his "Christian name" and go by a moniker instead.
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
What does it say on his birth certificate?
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
We'd have to go to Canada to find out.
adipoeserPursch@troet.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Long form...
Wait, we're supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we're asking for